Masturbator Card
Rank #726 of 277,049
Exceptional
34,440 points
STEAM_1:0:169263135
Steam
The United Kingdom #109 of 41,549
Last seen 3 years ago
84
Maps of 990 (8%) · 17,183 pts
385
Stages of 3,377 (11%) · 0 pts
47
Bonuses of 1,794 (3%) · 3,861 pts
0
Top 10 0 pts
78
Groups 13,396 pts
0
Map WR
0
Stage WR
0
Bonus WR
5d 23h
Time played 1d 9h spectating
2019-01-08
Joined
Completion by tier
T1
Maps 49/141 (35%)
Stages 153/444
Bonuses 24/233
T2
Maps 34/213 (16%)
Stages 223/707
Bonuses 23/383
T3
Maps 0/258 (0%)
Stages 1/952
Bonuses 0/381
T4
Maps 0/202 (0%)
Stages 0/664
Bonuses 0/367
T5
Maps 1/98 (1%)
Stages 7/326
Bonuses 0/195
T6
Maps 0/53 (0%)
Stages 1/225
Bonuses 0/138
T7
Maps 0/19 (0%)
Stages 0/46
Bonuses 0/77
T8
Maps 0/6 (0%)
Stages 0/13
Bonuses 0/20
Head to head
84
Maps in common
1
Masturbator Card faster
83
Psikaczu :3 faster
+1:02:22.953
Net gap Masturbator Card minus Psikaczu :3
0 / 902
Only one has finished Masturbator Card / Psikaczu :3
Common maps 84
| Map | Tier | Masturbator Card ▾ | Rank | Psikaczu :3 | Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_classics3 | T2 | 49:18.203 (+36:09.736) | #307 | 13:08.467 | #1 | splits |
| surf_boring | T2 | 08:14.560 (+06:51.943) | #203 | 01:22.617 | #4 | splits |
| surf_half_baked | T2 | 03:54.423 (+02:56.494) | #440 | 00:57.929 | #1 | splits |
| surf_kz_protraining | T2 | 04:27.900 (+01:54.677) | #439 | 02:33.222 | #1 | splits |
| surf_summer | T2 | 03:58.066 (+01:33.945) | #1143 | 02:24.121 | #10 | splits |
| surf_piano | T1 | 02:39.726 (+01:23.164) | #597 | 01:16.562 | #13 | splits |
| surf_minecraft_2016_final | T2 | 01:31.757 (+01:07.255) | #69 | 00:24.501 | #1 | splits |
| surf_sunnyhappylove | T2 | 01:52.558 (+00:38.662) | #286 | 01:13.896 | #4 | splits |
| surf_southpark_refix | T1 | 01:26.171 (+00:34.785) | #402 | 00:51.386 | #6 | splits |
| surf_beyond | T1 | 02:19.531 (+00:25.644) | #809 | 01:53.886 | #7 | splits |
| surf_kepler | T1 | 01:24.785 (+00:24.785) | #316 | 01:00.000 | #9 | splits |
| surf_school_kzg | T1 | 01:06.816 (+00:23.251) | #180 | 00:43.564 | #7 | splits |
| surf_reprise | T1 | 01:14.394 (+00:20.976) | #2155 | 00:53.417 | #5 | splits |
| surf_network_2008_final | T1 | 00:43.349 (+00:20.087) | #138 | 00:23.261 | #1 | splits |
| surf_casbah_fix | T1 | 00:59.501 (+00:18.906) | #312 | 00:40.595 | #18 | splits |
| surf_giza | T2 | 01:03.134 (+00:18.066) | #140 | 00:45.068 | #5 | splits |
| surf_rez | T2 | 01:41.074 (+00:16.982) | #375 | 01:24.091 | #4 | splits |
| surf_dojo | T2 | 00:40.742 (+00:16.777) | #152 | 00:23.964 | #2 | splits |
| surf_rookie_fix | T2 | 02:43.720 (+00:16.630) | #598 | 02:27.089 | #16 | splits |
| surf_borderlands | T1 | 01:43.173 (+00:16.445) | #891 | 01:26.728 | #6 | splits |
| surf_lullaby_ksf | T1 | 01:01.005 (+00:15.400) | #284 | 00:45.605 | #6 | splits |
| surf_derpis_ksf | T1 | 01:25.244 (+00:15.312) | #641 | 01:09.931 | #5 | splits |
| surf_bonkers_v2 | T2 | 00:50.781 (+00:14.208) | #958 | 00:36.572 | #3 | splits |
| surf_sundown_njv | T1 | 01:08.066 (+00:13.710) | #343 | 00:54.355 | #5 | splits |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 00:54.228 (+00:13.466) | #571 | 00:40.761 | #5 | splits |
| surf_luminaris | T2 | 01:20.126 (+00:12.900) | #201 | 01:07.226 | #10 | splits |
| surf_dragon | T2 | 00:48.740 (+00:12.539) | #390 | 00:36.201 | #1 | splits |
| surf_grassland | T2 | 00:47.021 (+00:11.972) | #171 | 00:35.048 | #10 | splits |
| surf_sanctuary | T2 | 01:36.259 (+00:11.582) | #148 | 01:24.677 | #9 | splits |
| surf_mesa_revo_go | T1 | 00:54.511 (+00:10.195) | #1702 | 00:44.316 | #14 | splits |
| surf_whiteout | T1 | 01:02.763 (+00:09.169) | #591 | 00:53.593 | #34 | splits |
| surf_fortum | T2 | 01:44.521 (+00:09.150) | #230 | 01:35.371 | #8 | splits |
| surf_minecraft_2020 | T2 | 01:05.273 (+00:08.798) | #245 | 00:56.474 | #8 | splits |
| surf_volvic | T2 | 00:41.044 (+00:08.261) | #172 | 00:32.783 | #7 | splits |
| surf_training | T1 | 00:47.324 (+00:08.027) | #420 | 00:39.296 | #11 | splits |
| surf_paradise | T2 | 01:05.654 (+00:07.382) | #110 | 00:58.271 | #5 | splits |
| surf_zen_ez | T2 | 00:51.503 (+00:06.962) | #61 | 00:44.541 | #7 | splits |
| surf_greensway | T2 | 00:46.835 (+00:06.875) | #182 | 00:39.960 | #12 | splits |
| surf_life_of_duck | T1 | 01:02.333 (+00:06.748) | #207 | 00:55.585 | #6 | splits |
| surf_autism_2 | T1 | 00:42.597 (+00:05.839) | #86 | 00:36.757 | #2 | splits |
| surf_melatonin_fix | T2 | 00:45.703 (+00:05.205) | #101 | 00:40.498 | #2 | splits |
| surf_ivory | T2 | 00:56.035 (+00:05.126) | #208 | 00:50.908 | #15 | splits |
| surf_technique | T5 | 01:10.761 (+00:05.107) | #51 | 01:05.654 | #7 | splits |
| surf_forgotten_fix | T1 | 00:40.830 (+00:05.087) | #378 | 00:35.742 | #13 | splits |
| surf_easy2 | T1 | 01:11.855 (+00:05.039) | #87 | 01:06.816 | #5 | splits |
| surf_mesa_fix | T1 | 00:50.771 (+00:05.000) | #4954 | 00:45.771 | #102 | splits |
| surf_opus | T2 | 01:01.972 (+00:04.990) | #39 | 00:56.982 | #6 | splits |
| surf_palais | T2 | 00:39.091 (+00:04.931) | #122 | 00:34.160 | #15 | splits |
| surf_fiellu | T2 | 00:54.326 (+00:04.824) | #284 | 00:49.501 | #32 | splits |
| surf_palm_fix | T2 | 00:41.484 (+00:04.765) | #266 | 00:36.718 | #12 | splits |
| surf_ace_fix | T1 | 00:44.355 (+00:04.638) | #476 | 00:39.716 | #35 | splits |
| surf_aura | T1 | 01:18.398 (+00:04.111) | #234 | 01:14.287 | #33 | splits |
| surf_saturday_fix | T2 | 00:49.375 (+00:04.023) | #156 | 00:45.351 | #21 | splits |
| surf_fornax | T1 | 00:46.464 (+00:03.792) | #391 | 00:42.671 | #37 | splits |
| surf_juturna_easy | T1 | 00:22.783 (+00:03.779) | #1070 | 00:19.003 | #26 | splits |
| surf_easy1 | T1 | 00:43.330 (+00:03.603) | #231 | 00:39.726 | #11 | splits |
| surf_aircontrol_fixed | T1 | 00:38.525 (+00:03.554) | #645 | 00:34.970 | #27 | splits |
| surf_calycate2 | T1 | 00:48.730 (+00:03.457) | #180 | 00:45.273 | #18 | splits |
| surf_first | T1 | 00:41.601 (+00:03.408) | #271 | 00:38.193 | #7 | splits |
| surf_kitsune_fix | T1 | 00:48.769 (+00:03.164) | #364 | 00:45.605 | #104 | splits |
| surf_utopia_v3 | T1 | 00:51.093 (+00:03.076) | #410 | 00:48.017 | #34 | splits |
| surf_lux | T1 | 00:33.564 (+00:03.037) | #469 | 00:30.527 | #36 | splits |
| surf_frost | T1 | 00:28.701 (+00:02.910) | #277 | 00:25.791 | #57 | splits |
| surf_calycate_gf | T1 | 00:33.779 (+00:02.812) | #340 | 00:30.966 | #33 | splits |
| surf_apollo | T1 | 00:43.847 (+00:02.656) | #165 | 00:41.191 | #34 | splits |
| surf_cyberwave | T2 | 00:59.013 (+00:02.402) | #183 | 00:56.611 | #32 | splits |
| surf_sandtrap2 | T2 | 00:48.496 (+00:02.294) | #229 | 00:46.201 | #30 | splits |
| surf_zor | T2 | 00:35.332 (+00:02.285) | #204 | 00:33.046 | #33 | splits |
| surf_blue | T2 | 00:24.082 (+00:02.021) | #179 | 00:22.060 | #8 | splits |
| surf_utopia_galaxy | T1 | 00:47.480 (+00:01.728) | #56 | 00:45.751 | #21 | splits |
| surf_lovetunnel | T1 | 00:42.968 (+00:01.572) | #210 | 00:41.396 | #48 | splits |
| surf_nyx | T1 | 00:41.142 (+00:01.513) | #168 | 00:39.628 | #40 | splits |
| surf_hourglass | T1 | 00:39.980 (+00:01.484) | #220 | 00:38.496 | #33 | splits |
| surf_beginner | T1 | 00:45.234 (+00:01.337) | #146 | 00:43.896 | #25 | splits |
| surf_horizon_njv | T1 | 00:21.982 (+00:01.250) | #135 | 00:20.732 | #13 | splits |
| surf_escape_final | T1 | 00:36.650 (+00:01.093) | #40 | 00:35.556 | #8 | splits |
| surf_summit | T1 | 00:42.080 (+00:01.035) | #254 | 00:41.044 | #73 | splits |
| surf_pantheon | T1 | 00:44.355 (+00:00.966) | #158 | 00:43.388 | #44 | splits |
| surf_quirky | T2 | 00:21.718 (+00:00.751) | #32 | 00:20.966 | #11 | splits |
| surf_santorini | T1 | 00:57.060 (+00:00.566) | #45 | 00:56.494 | #31 | splits |
| surf_tendies | T1 | 00:40.722 (+00:00.449) | #107 | 00:40.273 | #50 | splits |
| surf_andromeda | T1 | 00:31.953 (+00:00.332) | #129 | 00:31.621 | #71 | splits |
| surf_boreas | T1 | 00:39.150 (+00:00.322) | #173 | 00:38.828 | #92 | splits |
| surf_utopia_v3_fix | T1 | 00:39.697 (-00:00.283) | #72 | 00:39.980 | #103 | splits |
| Map | Tier | Time | Rank ▴ | Points | Date | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_quirky | T2 | 00:21.718 (+00:01.484) | #32 / 221 | 888 | 2023-07-08 | splits |
| surf_opus | T2 | 01:01.972 (+00:06.416) | #39 / 266 | 839 | 2023-07-12 | splits |
| surf_escape_final | T1 | 00:36.650 (+00:01.757) | #40 / 1384 | 978 | 2023-07-06 | splits |
| surf_santorini | T1 | 00:57.060 (+00:03.984) | #45 / 702 | 801 | 2023-07-09 | splits |
| surf_technique | T5 | 01:10.761 (+00:07.500) | #51 / 261 | 791 | 2023-07-08 | splits |
| surf_utopia_galaxy | T1 | 00:47.480 (+00:02.705) | #56 / 708 | 745 | 2023-07-01 | splits |
| surf_zen_ez | T2 | 00:51.503 (+00:07.851) | #61 / 214 | 726 | 2023-07-12 | splits |
| surf_minecraft_2016_final | T2 | 01:31.757 (+01:07.255) | #69 / 147 | 570 | 2023-07-15 | splits |
| surf_utopia_v3_fix | T1 | 00:39.697 (+00:01.718) | #72 / 35312 | 943 | 2023-06-18 | splits |
| surf_autism_2 | T1 | 00:42.597 (+00:05.849) | #86 / 1502 | 641 | 2023-07-05 | splits |
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| Map | Tier | Stage | Time | Rank | Start | End | Date | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_ace_fix | T1 | 1 | 00:03.125 (+00:00.166) | #475 / 20554 | 406 u/s | - | 2023-07-17 | |
| surf_ace_fix | T1 | 2 | 00:03.095 (+00:00.361) | #691 / 18243 | 1184 u/s | - | 2023-07-17 | |
| surf_ace_fix | T1 | 4 | 00:03.339 (+00:00.332) | #928 / 14496 | 1912 u/s | - | 2023-07-04 | |
| surf_ace_fix | T1 | 8 | 00:07.392 (+00:03.925) | #323 / 6949 | 2330 u/s | - | 2023-07-17 | |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 1 | 00:02.255 (+00:00.449) | #548 / 9499 | 385 u/s | - | 2023-06-23 | |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 2 | 00:02.451 (+00:00.966) | #827 / 7965 | 849 u/s | - | 2023-06-23 | |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 3 | 00:02.207 (+00:00.791) | #930 / 7363 | 993 u/s | - | 2023-06-23 | |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 4 | 00:02.197 (+00:00.703) | #990 / 7328 | 1113 u/s | - | 2023-06-23 | |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 5 | 00:03.076 (+00:00.869) | #1184 / 6979 | 988 u/s | - | 2023-06-23 | |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 6 | 00:05.800 (+00:03.496) | #853 / 5928 | 847 u/s | - | 2023-06-23 |
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| Map | Bonus | Time | Rank | Points | Date | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_dojo | 5 | 00:06.308 (+00:00.087) | #3 / 50 | 298 | 2023-07-19 | |
| surf_liopleurodon2 | 1 | 00:11.250 (+00:00.302) | #3 / 128 | 298 | 2023-07-09 | |
| surf_vaporwave | 1 | 00:12.695 (+00:00.410) | #3 / 33 | 298 | 2023-07-05 | ▶ |
| surf_concreteideas | 1 | 00:21.318 (+00:00.957) | #4 / 32 | 267 | 2023-07-02 | |
| surf_minecraft_2016_final | 1 | 00:07.099 (+00:00.292) | #4 / 63 | 267 | 2023-07-15 | ▶ |
| surf_instantdeath | 3 | 00:14.140 (+00:00.205) | #6 / 27 | 205 | 2023-05-19 | ▶ |
| surf_instantdeath | 4 | 00:09.609 (+00:00.478) | #7 / 18 | 174 | 2023-05-19 | |
| surf_santorini | 4 | 00:14.863 (+00:00.625) | #7 / 55 | 174 | 2023-07-01 | |
| surf_giza | 2 | 00:12.412 (+00:01.005) | #9 / 189 | 112 | 2023-06-28 | |
| surf_easy2 | 2 | 00:06.210 (+00:00.439) | #10 / 124 | 81 | 2023-07-04 |
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| Map | Tier | Type |
|---|---|---|
| surf_4am | T1 | 7 stages · 6 bonuses |
| surf_aesthetic | T1 | 5 stages · 2 bonuses |
| surf_artois | T1 | 5 stages · 5 bonuses |
| surf_aser | T1 | 6 stages · 1 bonus |
| surf_astray | T1 | Linear · 1 bonus |
| surf_atrium | T1 | 6 stages · 1 bonus |
| surf_autism | T1 | 7 stages |
| surf_aweles | T1 | 5 stages |
| surf_bananenfliege | T1 | 6 stages · 1 bonus |
| surf_beginner_lin | T1 | Linear |
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| Map | Time | Rank | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_vaporwave | Bonus 1 | 00:12.690 (+00:00.404) | #3 / 33 | ▶ |
| surf_minecraft_2016_final | Bonus 1 | 00:07.090 (+00:00.283) | #4 / 63 | ▶ |
| surf_instantdeath | Bonus 3 | 00:14.140 (+00:00.204) | #6 / 27 | ▶ |
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| Map | Tier | Time | Rank | Date ▾ | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_fusubi | T2 | Stage 4 | 00:18.183 (+00:02.685) | #192 / 594 | 2023-09-06 | |
| surf_fusubi | T2 | Stage 3 | 00:12.871 (+00:03.886) | #237 / 675 | 2023-09-06 | |
| surf_fusubi | T2 | Stage 2 | 00:10.039 (+00:01.308) | #204 / 731 | 2023-09-06 | |
| surf_fusubi | T2 | Stage 1 | 00:08.564 (+00:01.093) | #397 / 869 | 2023-09-06 | |
| surf_pantheon | T1 | Bonus 2 | 00:17.851 (+00:02.255) | #77 / 88 | 2023-08-06 | |
| surf_rez | T2 | Stage 2 | 00:13.779 (+00:02.890) | #600 / 2187 | 2023-08-05 | |
| surf_rez | T2 | Map | 01:41.074 (+00:18.759) | #375 / 1463 | 2023-08-05 | |
| surf_rez | T2 | Stage 6 | 00:23.437 (+00:05.830) | #786 / 1476 | 2023-08-05 | |
| surf_rez | T2 | Stage 3 | 00:12.021 (+00:01.923) | #288 / 1840 | 2023-08-05 | |
| surf_rez | T2 | Stage 4 | 00:11.708 (+00:01.552) | #304 / 1707 | 2023-08-05 |
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