i am the machine
Rank #12,579 of 277,051
Beginner
513 points
STEAM_1:1:148637166
Steam
The United States #3,630 of 78,821
Last seen 3 years ago
21
Maps of 990 (2%) · 435 pts
200
Stages of 3,377 (6%) · 0 pts
1
Bonuses of 1,794 (0%) · 13 pts
0
Top 10 0 pts
1
Groups 65 pts
0
Map WR
0
Stage WR
0
Bonus WR
17h 24m
Time played 8m spectating
2019-09-21
Joined
Completion by tier
T1
Maps 16/141 (11%)
Stages 102/444
Bonuses 1/233
T2
Maps 5/213 (2%)
Stages 98/707
Bonuses 0/383
T3
Maps 0/258 (0%)
Stages 0/952
Bonuses 0/381
T4
Maps 0/202 (0%)
Stages 0/664
Bonuses 0/367
T5
Maps 0/98 (0%)
Stages 0/326
Bonuses 0/195
T6
Maps 0/53 (0%)
Stages 0/225
Bonuses 0/138
T7
Maps 0/19 (0%)
Stages 0/46
Bonuses 0/77
T8
Maps 0/6 (0%)
Stages 0/13
Bonuses 0/20
| Map | Tier | Time | Rank ▴ | Points | Date | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_rooftopsv2 | T1 | 01:30.869 (+00:25.058) | #993 / 2165 | 48 | - | splits |
| surf_paddy | T2 | 02:31.855 (+01:49.784) | #1051 / 1282 | 45 | - | splits |
| surf_crzyfrog_reloaded_refix | T2 | 04:50.479 (+03:56.641) | #1062 / 1306 | 45 | - | splits |
| surf_reytx | T1 | 00:53.691 (+00:09.082) | #1611 / 6231 | 95 | - | splits |
| surf_bonkers_v2 | T2 | 02:02.695 (+01:26.464) | #1625 / 2276 | 30 | - | splits |
| surf_summer | T2 | 24:16.390 (+21:55.003) | #1923 / 1981 | 25 | - | splits |
| surf_nyx | T1 | 00:59.209 (+00:20.927) | #2243 / 2749 | 22 | - | splits |
| surf_corner | T1 | 02:34.492 (+01:56.972) | #2343 / 2979 | 21 | - | splits |
| surf_kitsune_nb | T1 | 03:30.850 (+02:05.576) | #2431 / 3293 | 20 | - | splits |
| surf_lovetunnel | T1 | 00:54.912 (+00:14.873) | #2642 / 3139 | 19 | - | splits |
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| Map | Tier | Stage | Time | Rank | Start | End | Date | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_rookie2 | T1 | 7 | 00:08.808 (+00:01.982) | #2385 / 6327 | 250 u/s | - | - | |
| surf_rookie2 | T1 | 8 | 00:11.181 (+00:03.427) | #3212 / 6338 | 251 u/s | - | - | |
| surf_rookie2 | T1 | 9 | 00:16.757 (+00:07.783) | #4698 / 5284 | 250 u/s | - | - | |
| surf_rookie2 | T1 | 10 | 00:26.171 (+00:19.375) | #4275 / 4458 | 250 u/s | - | - | |
| surf_school_kzg | T1 | 1 | 00:05.703 (+00:01.289) | #3970 / 10988 | 250 u/s | - | - | |
| surf_school_kzg | T1 | 2 | 00:06.660 (+00:02.959) | #4187 / 9539 | 966 u/s | - | - | |
| surf_school_kzg | T1 | 3 | 00:09.531 (+00:05.869) | #3406 / 8230 | 770 u/s | - | - | |
| surf_school_kzg | T1 | 4 | 00:10.986 (+00:07.832) | #6544 / 7856 | 262 u/s | - | - | |
| surf_school_kzg | T1 | 5 | 00:17.607 (+00:14.101) | #4317 / 4965 | 249 u/s | - | - | |
| surf_school_kzg | T1 | 6 | 00:08.173 (+00:05.234) | #3517 / 4967 | 531 u/s | - | - |
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| Map | Bonus | Time | Rank | Points | Date | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_reytx | 2 | 00:04.521 (+00:01.015) | #1075 / 1266 | 13 | - |
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| Map | Tier | Type |
|---|---|---|
| surf_4am | T1 | 7 stages · 6 bonuses |
| surf_aesthetic | T1 | 5 stages · 2 bonuses |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 10 stages · 2 bonuses |
| surf_apollo | T1 | Linear · 6 bonuses |
| surf_artois | T1 | 5 stages · 5 bonuses |
| surf_aser | T1 | 6 stages · 1 bonus |
| surf_astray | T1 | Linear · 1 bonus |
| surf_atrium | T1 | 6 stages · 1 bonus |
| surf_aura | T1 | 6 stages · 8 bonuses |
| surf_autism | T1 | 7 stages |
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| Map | Tier | Time | Rank | Date ▾ | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_rookie_fix | T2 | Stage 15 | 00:12.187 (+00:02.285) | #1485 / 37299 | 2023-03-23 | |
| surf_rookie_fix | T2 | Stage 13 | 00:12.500 (+00:03.046) | #15867 / 63095 | 2023-03-23 | |
| surf_rookie_fix | T2 | Stage 3 | 00:03.623 (+00:00.996) | #38801 / 139033 | 2023-03-23 | |
| surf_rookie_fix | T2 | Stage 14 | 00:12.060 (+00:04.423) | #8455 / 48985 | 2023-03-23 | |
| surf_rookie_fix | T2 | Stage 11 | 00:10.439 (+00:03.779) | #11658 / 79608 | 2023-03-23 | |
| surf_illusion | T2 | Stage 6 | 00:13.378 (+00:10.175) | #561 / 771 | 2022-09-11 | |
| surf_illusion | T2 | Stage 5 | 00:14.511 (+00:09.199) | #651 / 922 | 2022-09-11 | |
| surf_illusion | T2 | Stage 4 | 00:16.523 (+00:06.757) | #492 / 956 | 2022-09-11 | |
| surf_illusion | T2 | Stage 3 | 00:13.779 (+00:05.351) | #985 / 1080 | 2022-09-11 | |
| surf_illusion | T2 | Stage 2 | 00:10.458 (+00:06.005) | #959 / 1149 | 2022-09-11 |
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