Masturbator Card
Rank #726 of 277,049
Exceptional
34,440 points
STEAM_1:0:169263135
Steam
The United Kingdom #109 of 41,549
Last seen 3 years ago
84
Maps of 990 (8%) · 17,183 pts
385
Stages of 3,377 (11%) · 0 pts
47
Bonuses of 1,794 (3%) · 3,861 pts
0
Top 10 0 pts
78
Groups 13,396 pts
0
Map WR
0
Stage WR
0
Bonus WR
5d 23h
Time played 1d 9h spectating
2019-01-08
Joined
Completion by tier
T1
Maps 49/141 (35%)
Stages 153/444
Bonuses 24/233
T2
Maps 34/213 (16%)
Stages 223/707
Bonuses 23/383
T3
Maps 0/258 (0%)
Stages 1/952
Bonuses 0/381
T4
Maps 0/202 (0%)
Stages 0/664
Bonuses 0/367
T5
Maps 1/98 (1%)
Stages 7/326
Bonuses 0/195
T6
Maps 0/53 (0%)
Stages 1/225
Bonuses 0/138
T7
Maps 0/19 (0%)
Stages 0/46
Bonuses 0/77
T8
Maps 0/6 (0%)
Stages 0/13
Bonuses 0/20
| Map | Tier | Time | Rank ▴ | Points | Date | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_quirky | T2 | 00:21.718 (+00:01.484) | #32 / 221 | 888 | 2023-07-08 | splits |
| surf_opus | T2 | 01:01.972 (+00:06.416) | #39 / 266 | 839 | 2023-07-12 | splits |
| surf_escape_final | T1 | 00:36.650 (+00:01.757) | #40 / 1384 | 978 | 2023-07-06 | splits |
| surf_santorini | T1 | 00:57.060 (+00:03.984) | #45 / 702 | 801 | 2023-07-09 | splits |
| surf_technique | T5 | 01:10.761 (+00:07.500) | #51 / 261 | 791 | 2023-07-08 | splits |
| surf_utopia_galaxy | T1 | 00:47.480 (+00:02.705) | #56 / 708 | 745 | 2023-07-01 | splits |
| surf_zen_ez | T2 | 00:51.503 (+00:07.851) | #61 / 214 | 726 | 2023-07-12 | splits |
| surf_minecraft_2016_final | T2 | 01:31.757 (+01:07.255) | #69 / 147 | 570 | 2023-07-15 | splits |
| surf_utopia_v3_fix | T1 | 00:39.697 (+00:01.718) | #72 / 35312 | 943 | 2023-06-18 | splits |
| surf_autism_2 | T1 | 00:42.597 (+00:05.849) | #86 / 1502 | 641 | 2023-07-05 | splits |
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| Map | Tier | Stage | Time | Rank | Start | End | Date | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_ace_fix | T1 | 1 | 00:03.125 (+00:00.166) | #475 / 20554 | 406 u/s | - | 2023-07-17 | |
| surf_ace_fix | T1 | 2 | 00:03.095 (+00:00.361) | #691 / 18243 | 1184 u/s | - | 2023-07-17 | |
| surf_ace_fix | T1 | 4 | 00:03.339 (+00:00.332) | #928 / 14496 | 1912 u/s | - | 2023-07-04 | |
| surf_ace_fix | T1 | 8 | 00:07.392 (+00:03.925) | #323 / 6949 | 2330 u/s | - | 2023-07-17 | |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 1 | 00:02.255 (+00:00.449) | #548 / 9499 | 385 u/s | - | 2023-06-23 | |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 2 | 00:02.451 (+00:00.966) | #827 / 7965 | 849 u/s | - | 2023-06-23 | |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 3 | 00:02.207 (+00:00.791) | #930 / 7363 | 993 u/s | - | 2023-06-23 | |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 4 | 00:02.197 (+00:00.703) | #990 / 7328 | 1113 u/s | - | 2023-06-23 | |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 5 | 00:03.076 (+00:00.869) | #1184 / 6979 | 988 u/s | - | 2023-06-23 | |
| surf_ameliorate_ | T1 | 6 | 00:05.800 (+00:03.496) | #853 / 5928 | 847 u/s | - | 2023-06-23 |
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| Map | Bonus | Time | Rank | Points | Date | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_minecraft_2016_final | 3 | 00:06.308 (+00:01.357) | #10 / 61 | 81 | 2023-07-15 | |
| surf_easy2 | 1 | 00:31.699 (+00:07.460) | #11 / 65 | 60 | 2023-07-04 | |
| surf_santorini | 1 | 00:12.119 (+00:00.878) | #11 / 80 | 60 | 2023-07-01 | |
| surf_simpsons_go_rc2 | 3 | 00:06.425 (+00:01.435) | #12 / 116 | 59 | 2023-06-24 | |
| surf_network_2008_final | 1 | 00:08.906 (+00:00.751) | #14 / 90 | 58 | 2023-07-01 | |
| surf_sanctuary | 1 | 00:28.984 (+00:04.003) | #13 / 114 | 58 | 2023-07-07 | |
| surf_tendies | 2 | 00:19.472 (+00:02.031) | #12 / 92 | 58 | 2023-07-08 | |
| surf_classics3 | 4 | 00:17.480 (+00:03.720) | #15 / 219 | 57 | 2023-07-03 | |
| surf_easy1 | 1 | 00:10.957 (+00:00.625) | #17 / 562 | 55 | 2023-07-11 | |
| surf_summit | 3 | 00:45.009 (+00:14.736) | #17 / 286 | 55 | 2023-07-06 |
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| Map | Tier | Type |
|---|---|---|
| surf_4am | T1 | 7 stages · 6 bonuses |
| surf_aesthetic | T1 | 5 stages · 2 bonuses |
| surf_artois | T1 | 5 stages · 5 bonuses |
| surf_aser | T1 | 6 stages · 1 bonus |
| surf_astray | T1 | Linear · 1 bonus |
| surf_atrium | T1 | 6 stages · 1 bonus |
| surf_autism | T1 | 7 stages |
| surf_aweles | T1 | 5 stages |
| surf_bananenfliege | T1 | 6 stages · 1 bonus |
| surf_beginner_lin | T1 | Linear |
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| Map | Time | Rank | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_vaporwave | Bonus 1 | 00:12.690 (+00:00.404) | #3 / 33 | ▶ |
| surf_minecraft_2016_final | Bonus 1 | 00:07.090 (+00:00.283) | #4 / 63 | ▶ |
| surf_instantdeath | Bonus 3 | 00:14.140 (+00:00.204) | #6 / 27 | ▶ |
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| Map | Tier | Time | Rank | Date ▾ | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| surf_fusubi | T2 | Stage 4 | 00:18.183 (+00:02.685) | #192 / 594 | 2023-09-06 | |
| surf_fusubi | T2 | Stage 3 | 00:12.871 (+00:03.886) | #237 / 675 | 2023-09-06 | |
| surf_fusubi | T2 | Stage 2 | 00:10.039 (+00:01.308) | #204 / 731 | 2023-09-06 | |
| surf_fusubi | T2 | Stage 1 | 00:08.564 (+00:01.093) | #397 / 869 | 2023-09-06 | |
| surf_pantheon | T1 | Bonus 2 | 00:17.851 (+00:02.255) | #77 / 88 | 2023-08-06 | |
| surf_rez | T2 | Stage 2 | 00:13.779 (+00:02.890) | #600 / 2187 | 2023-08-05 | |
| surf_rez | T2 | Map | 01:41.074 (+00:18.759) | #375 / 1463 | 2023-08-05 | |
| surf_rez | T2 | Stage 6 | 00:23.437 (+00:05.830) | #786 / 1476 | 2023-08-05 | |
| surf_rez | T2 | Stage 3 | 00:12.021 (+00:01.923) | #288 / 1840 | 2023-08-05 | |
| surf_rez | T2 | Stage 4 | 00:11.708 (+00:01.552) | #304 / 1707 | 2023-08-05 |
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